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ecard - I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell. Not at our table.

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

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Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. it was a very long winter.

Bat shit crazy

My poor husband. "It appears we're at that place in our relationship where you've discovered I'm bat shit crazy.

Here I am, before coffee vs. After coffee

Funny pictures about Before and after coffee. Oh, and cool pics about Before and after coffee. Also, Before and after coffee.

STOP TALKING YOU ILLITERATE BEGGARS YOU ARE STUPID

Your mouth // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Love the Blunt Cards

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

@Heather Dawson and @Mac Bales? @Melissa Gruler and @Amber?

Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

Not your station

Hey, trainwreck, this isn't your station. Keep it movin. No need to stop and speculate on things that aren't your business or concern. Go throw shade somewhere else. I don't need your drama or your subliminal jabs.

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Partnered Post: Some Tasty Candy Buffet Advice From Temptation Candy

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Monday! Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.

Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

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