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Haha. So much!

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

Hey Haylie Think we could get away with this on our office door?  For that one special person!!!!

the pity train has just derailed and I LOVE it! Some people need to read this 100 times

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I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 36 Pics - Daily Lol Pics

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Alsso dont likkee it tht azzholz havint taut thuur kidz abowt holle wordz, EYe kontak, pleez & thannk yuur.    Ignorance is really not bliss....when these are the kids that will be deciding which nursing home to put you in...

I hate stupid people. GRAMMAR The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you' re shit. Well played sir, well played I hate stupid people GRAMMAR The difference between knowing your shit and you' re Well played sir well

Then I productively pinned for an hour...or two

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

I will admit to this, all errors are so due to auto correct

That awkward moment when you're writing to someone but forgot how to spell a word so you change the whole sentence to avoid using that word.

 I sometimes do this at home. Lol. However, now that I am living in a dorm, I don't because it would cost me a $1.25 every morning. :(

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.