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You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well.  Whew, are kids tiring!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well. Whew, are kids tiring!

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

saloon tan  On A Saturday in August!

Truth - There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar. Oh very true!

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

smoky eye e card. This is me couple times a week, I hate washing my face at the end of the night.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // I’m really trying to be fabulous today, but I was...

Hahahah"I'm really trying to be fabulous today but I was so fucking fabulous last night I'm exhausted"

Ha

Notes, Funny, Live, Tired Funny, So Funny, Hilarious

eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

Funny, although I don't drink beer. eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

Healthy chocolate can help you lose weight  http://www.dark-chocolate-diet.com

A warning label on chocolate saying it will make your clothes shrink and you ass widen.

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