Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard. sad but so true
Live, LAUGH, love. =)
HAHAHA inappropriate but I'm dying laughing.
Funny E Cards
it's a dilemma for sure
Told ya so
funny little things
Omg too funny
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. -- True story!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?
Sounds about right.