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Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.

Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.

I'm not anti-social.  I'm selectively social.  There's a difference.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

haha i feel more like a canadian dime. theyre special and rare (bc im a smart blonde) but they wont buy you much.

haha i feel more like a canadian dime. theyre special and rare (bc im a smart blonde) but they wont buy you much.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.