Yep, I do this all the time! - Funny Confession Ecard: I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.

Hehe so true!!

yep

As planned

I GOT SO MUCH PROCRASTINATING DONE TODAY yep that would be me!

Irrational sense of entitlement

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

True.

Very true...

All the time.

Maybe next time...

Yup

True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

Truth

Bahhahaha

Every time

I'm pretty sure I've said this word for word before.

Guilty.

Um, yes.