GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. If I just randomly met you. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah. They're cool.
"Application for Permission to Date My Daughter"-- My dad totally had one of these when I was growing up! The only question I remember from his version was, "Do you drive a van? If so, you do not have permission to date my daughter.