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Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

Murphys Law- I was just telling my mom about this!

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

Is it poor parenting to send this to my children?

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

hahahaha what goes through my head when I go grocery shopping

Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute

Living in ND I have thought this every single time I pull into a parking lot. I play a game called find the asshole parker every time :) lol

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

Story of my life. Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.

good to know...@Samantha Watson

"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

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