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Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.  waterfireviews.com

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. waterfireviews.com

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

For real... And if you do it wrong I'm going to reload it before I run it!

For real... And if you do it wrong I'm going to reload it before I run it!

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk. Some E-Cards.

Coffee

Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk. Some E-Cards.

haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready  before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.

haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.