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That is funny...LOL

My coworkers hate it when they hear this from me, right Erin? We know who you are and we are well aware you skipped your meds!

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.

Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day. This is so true. When I actually get to leave the office for lunch, I feel like I have to run out of the building before they loose the hounds on me.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful. Although some people really do make me LOL!

Ah, the old ex-employee scapegoat routine. Ive Seen this one way too many times

Your name still comes up at work whenever something goes horribly wrong and we don't want to take the blame. I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME.

Pinterest Closet.. sweet

Getting dressed in the morning would be so much easier if my pintrest closet was real.

Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly...On a broomstick. We are flexible like that!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly.usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.

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