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Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

this is my train of thought almost every night...

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Happens all the time

story of my life. I feel like i need to start screaming out my stories so everyone can hear me---that awkward moment when you're telling a story and realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out an pretend you never said anything.

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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Then I cry out in pain!  My brain forgets that my body was never trained as a ninja.  :-)

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find – Why can’t i clean my room .. Funny !

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find – Why can’t i clean my room . Sounds so familiar to me.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Organized People Mousepad

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

Yup...that's me!

The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again. Yep, that's me!

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