The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti
Kid friendly alarm clock - time changes to a green color when it's ok for the kid to get up and wake you. Otherwise it's red. Amazing for keeping your kids from getting up before 6AM! Plus it's a nightnight.