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Knife

Funny Confession Ecard: I finally got the last knife of the set youve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I regift. to-make-you-laugh

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

call me old fashioned then XD

Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling  you out on your bullshit...

Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit. I'll be here. Oh Hell Yeah!

I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick - QUOTES and STORIES

I have totally handed my students a glue stick and told them to use it as chapstick! So hilarious that I find this later!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship/some family worked.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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