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Billy Childish - Dave Cameron poster

Rather than turning to Newsnight or Question Time for considered political analysis I go straight to Billy Childish, his poster technician .

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

You can still be skinny and eat all of these foods. Its a matter of moderation. Don't starve yourself girls. If you love food, eat it! Moderate & exercise and you'll be able to eat everything and anything you want :)

funny new years resolutions

Funny New Year's Ecard: my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change this year. no one likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

Just putting it out into the Universe!

Universe I'm in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars. I promise I do good things for others with the money.

And it is certainly worth remembering.

"Everyone thinks about you far less than you think they do." A good mantra for the self-conscious . So relax and enjoy, release yourself from your shy prison :-)

A-freaking-men!!!! Love me some Magic Mike!

Funny Flirting Ecard: So then they handcuffed me and said Anything you say can and will be held against you. So I said Channing Tatum.