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SO TRUE! lol

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Gonna have to put some traps out:) lol

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

So glad that I've found an easy solution to this problem!! ffs.jamberrynails.net

21 Things Only Girls Who Are Addicted To Nail Polish Know To Be True

nails except mines reversed because im left handed. no matter how hard i try my left hand just doesnt look as good :(

Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

Lol if only it was practical when 75 other loads are waiting lol

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Funny Fitness Pictures � 34 Pics

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago." "Our friend had a baby the other day. She's 3 years old now.

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That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

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