Traditional House Warming Gifts Traditional housewarming gift: Bread so you'll never go hungry. Candles so you'll always have light through the darkest times. Honey so you'll always enjoy the sweetness of life. Olive Oil so you will be blessed with health and well-being. Salt so there will always be flavor and spice in your life. Wine so you will always have joy and never go thirsty.
Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!
Housewarming idea and no time to make a big basket of goodies? Simple idea- a good wine he / she or they will love. Go to a $1 store (most will carry a basic wood handle hammer) attach hammer around the neck of the bottle. Write a cute card and make sure to include the saying "it's time to take a break(or break something) from a stressful move! congrats on the new place - now go get hammered!" Just make the saying your own that works for the theme!