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If you sense I don't give a shit, it's because I don't.
just like the honey badger
Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.
Just in case anyone was wondering....
I don't hate people, I just feel better when they aren't around.
The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.
It is better to have REPINNED AND FORGOTTON than to never have pinned at all. #Pinterest
Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.
seriously, act like you are going to remember to read that
haha...not entirely true, but pretty close :P
Funny St. Patrick's Day Ecard: Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
If you want to go running with me, youd better be prepared to walk a lot.
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
You know...this working full time thing is really cramping my style.