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Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Hilarious 😂 Dirty Dancing quote "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" 😁

ginger

Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

Anyone else have a 4 year old?

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 Things my husband would say...ahaha. Except it would be more like "get your nose out of my butt" :) he loves me.

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Oh. my. goodness. Katie Jobes. This is the story of our lives.

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

to all of my son's friends:

Funny pictures about Kid gets owned by dad. Oh, and cool pics about Kid gets owned by dad. Also, Kid gets owned by dad photos.

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so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

Spell

I totally do this, except I never thought of it being"socially acceptable", just whether it is an easy typo or completely dumb mistake!

If you are going to act like a turd

If you are going to act like a turd

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

is this mean?

i HATE when short people complain about this. TALL PEOPLE PROBLEM you get happy when you see people taller than you!

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