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At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Ok I had to repin this because obviously people don't know how much HARD work actually goes into organizing. Smh. I dare someone to say I am lazy because I am organized.

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

HA!  I always tell people that my 20-year marriage wasn't so much a relationship as a long-term hostage situation where I had to provide the meals and clean laundry!! Only half-joking about that.

I always tell people that my marriage wasn't so much a relationship as a long-term hostage situation where I had to provide the meals and clean laundry! Only half-joking about that.

Whenever a bird shits on my car...

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

in the future

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

Funny funny!!!

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Save a persons life

Funny pictures about Save a person's life. Oh, and cool pics about Save a person's life. Also, Save a person's life.

I guess I AM a great mom!

My mum always let me lick the beaters, turning them off and removing them first of course. Sometimes I even lick the beaters now as a grown up lol

Marriage is like a deck of cards

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

"So True"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.