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but really.

I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused. This is funny but doesn't apply to me, I've never refused a nap, ask my mom!

and FYI she doesn't clock back in before 7am - so doncha bother gettin' oughta bed with nightmares and such cause momma's sleepin'

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

Because Real Men Wear Only the Things We Tell Them to

OMG I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.actually I hate skinny jeans on ANYONE!

Me, jog? Pfffftt. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me!

I HATE running. I will do literally any other cardio, but I hate running.

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

True story. Everyday.

So true. I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and yet I am still making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

this working full time thing is really cramping my style - but seriously.

SALTS. So true.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.

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