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Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

And the fact my room is next to the bathroom would make this even better.

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait. E-Card. The perfect waiting game.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

I never dreamed I would be a super cool aunt, but here I am killing it!

Super Cool Aunt

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So true!!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

Trifling people are generally stupid so: Two birds, one stone.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.thinning the herd.

Who the fuck took my... Oh, there it is. (Every. Single. Damn. Day.)

Who the fuck took my. Oh, there it is. My red pen at work haha

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

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