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Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

OR girlfriend/boyfriend. Seriously people, grow some balls and say it in person. If you wouldn't say "I love you" in person, don't freaking say it period!

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. True story.

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. HAYS CLEANING an all purpose cleaning company,

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its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

My poor friends. Lol@Katie tubby @Jessica Norton lol as Katie often tells me "you are so obnoxious!" but there is a reason why we are best friends haha;)

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you. - Yes, this is so true!

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