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Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

So true!!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.,

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

So very true!  Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

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Is Imitation Really the Sincerest Form of Flattery?

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

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Take a look at this 'Five Deadly Terms' Sign.it is amazing that as a woman it seems like I've always known the meaning of these terms.and yet the men in my life still do not understand their meaning.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

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