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Brilliant.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil.

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn. YES RATCHET PHILLY SMH LOL

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

LMAO

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

Love It!!!

5 Healthy Lunches to Take to Work

Does running late count as exercise? Cuz I should be super skinny if that's the case!

See, I'm just thinking of others.

I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Psycho cookie maker

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

After reading enough pins on pinterest and seeing all the bitterness I think this idea would make millions!! LOL

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

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