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:D, true, my kids either eat what I make or they get nothing. So not one of those moms that will make 3 different things for dinner!
haha I can't stop laughing because I tell my kids the same thing- you don't like what I made or eat what I made for dinner then you get no dinner at all lol
Oh yeah! At the supermarket and there's a woman there buying eggs for pancakes for one kid and cheese for toasted sandwiches for the other. Firstly, they'll eat what they're given, and secondly neither of things qualifies as dinner!
This is how it uaed to be when we were kids, before moms started cooking 3 different dinners for their "picky eaters." Ugh - puh-leeze!
Our version of mom's answer is "supper". If the kid doesn't want to eat it, too bad.
Supper. Although I wouldn't swear to my kids, this is pretty funny.
Funny quotes about being a mom! I have said this before lol
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True! What if we were the parents our kids needed instead of the parent we thought we wanted to be?
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My kids have a knack for making me act like a crazy woman!
Funny parenting haha only my oldest. lol
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I feel like I'd say this to my kids.
My kids are testing me today!! Haha
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For the exasperated parent. #patience #funny #humor #sticker #parenting
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Things are only funny when they have at least a grain of truth. :)
Made me laugh - an audience does increase patience :)
Funny quotes about being a mom! This is SO true!! Lol!
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Funny quotes about being a mom! So true!
Haha, this makes me laugh! So true!
Patience ... funny but oh so true !
So true funny stuff
Funny Quotes about Microwave timing
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Especially when u have to do it or else you won't be ready to take the food out lol (making no bake cookies)
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i cracked my self laughing over this just because its so true
Funny Quotes about Microwave timing. I do this all the time.
Funny Quotes about Microwave timing I ALWAYS DO THAT!!!
Funny Quotes about Microwave timing. My life!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!
Yup this morning!
Haha so true
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I probably should be on some serious drugs but im not :)
Story of my life everyday...at work! Haha
Haha, yeah. But really though...
Bahahaha... Drugfree Parenting
lol so true! Drugfree Parenting
Yep, this is my life! Haha ;)
Soooooo me at my job!! Lol
All natural life
I'm going to do this!!
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TRUTH - am I right, Nicole?? :) This is soooooooooo me! I MUCH MUCH prefer texting to talking on the phone!
Yeah, I actually laughed out loud at this. I tell people that if they want to talk to me, they should text or email me. I don't answer phones unless I HAVE to!
So true :) My #1 pet peeve. And they don't listen to voice mail either, just phone the number that called them.
This is SO true for me.. I hate talking on the phone & terrible @ listening to my voicemails! Text me all day.
so true! I have to be on the phone so much for colon stuff... I would much rather TEXT!!!
HAHAH.... seriously funny stuff, for people like me who always forget to check messages!
So true! I HATE listening to voice mail on my phone now!
I'm laughing but it's also so true. I hate voicemail.
I couldn't have said it better. She turned 3 today and all if a sudden, it was like TWO blenders with no lids while holding a baby!
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Can you say MESSY? CHAOTIC? INSANE? and, oh yeah...really funny? And unlike the blender ...adorable.
Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. #seinfeld #parenting #toddlers #quotes
Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid......or 3 yr old or 4yr old. LOL
funny having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid jerry ...
Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid. SO TRUE! LOL!
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I literally busted out laughing when I read this...
So true but I love my 2 year old so much
2 year old TRUTH
this is wrong, but oh so funny!!
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Ohhhh, I can just see this coming out of my son's mouth in about 6 years.
hahaha, please let me remember this when my son gets older!
That's how you tell a your mom joke, kids.
haha this is what I'm gonna tell my son!
Advice i'll give my children
Thanks, mom haha
9 year olds these days
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true story ....my kids don't have this stuff I don't even have this stuff I have markers and a broken laptop and a Droid that has black dots on the screen
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True story. Need to simplify and get back to the basics and stop spoiling these kids!
Actually, I was jealous of the kids with the cool markers - true story
True story. A 9 year old is too young for these things.
Sad and so true... Or gel pens..
true story!! and gel pens lol
No kidding. True story.
A true love story never ends.
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"Can't find a better man" lol I don't remember my version tho.... Hahaha! "Can't find a rubber band" :)
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I burst out laughing in the hairdresser when I read this... Quotes A Day- Funny Singing Quote
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I Hate It When Artist Gets The Word Wrong #humor #lol #funny
Funny thing that it happens with EVERY artist!
so true. silly artists.
That's funny stuff lol
lmfao how I'm going to go about raising my future children
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This pretty much sums up my parenting philosophy.
how i foresee myself raising my future children.
For my poor (future) children...
Baha my future kid in a nutshell
My parenting philosophy exactly.
my parenting philosophy
says it all, doesn't it?
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Funny quote about being a mom! Omg so true lol. (sarcastic humor lol)
Funny quote about being a mom! But... I'm not really laughing!
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This will be me one day (if I ever decide I'm grown up enough to have kids, lol)
ain't it the truth ;)
My poor kiddos...
Thanks Mom! ha ha
being a mommy :)
Thanks mom lol
Being a mom ♥
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Being a mom! Funny but true
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as a person who loves kids and knows I'll be a mommy someday, I'm willing to admit that children are the ultimate parasites
Haha we discussed childbirth and how choosing your children is a great idea today at lunch.
I love my children dearly......but that is fricken funny
& another reason why I'm not having kids
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Love my kids but this is funny!
Haha! Funny mommy humor.
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Story of my life!!
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Very True!! More Lost, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Truths, Kids, House, True Stories, Mom Nothing is really lost until Mom cant find it. True Story This is what my kids know as truth. For I am mom, the finder of lost things. Nothing is really lost until Mom cant find it. This is so true in our house! Too funny! And so true. #true #truth #lost #mom Nothing is really lost, until your Mom cant find it. #quotes #mom funny stuff
So True ~ Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mom Cant Find It--- haha yeah that's so true
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it. #mom #lost #humor #truth SO TRUE!
Nothing Is Really Lost until your mom can't find it. Died laughing. #truth!
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It's the truth. So many things in my house are lost until I look for them.
Nothing is really lost, until your Mum can't find it! HAHA! So true xx
Nothing is really lost, until your mom can' t find it !
At least my coworker is hot ;0)