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I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

@Jocelyn Wesolowski, not sure why this reminds me of you.... LOL.. it comes from love though.

Tact: for people who don't understand sarcasm or take themselves too seriously Sarcasm: for people who can read between the lines or don't know how to be serious Face Punch: for people who don't know when to stop being sarcastic

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

lmao - this is pretty accurate for the most part. I give a fuck about what's important to me.

I give a fuck. I give lot of fucks, actually. I am a prostitute of feelings )

True statement.

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.so true!

true story lol

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

This is what I need to say to Brandi from now on :)

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

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