Buy a cookie sheet from the dollar store, cover it in fabric, glue 2 layers of cork board to the bottom portion, glue your name in glitter. Glue 3 buttons together and then onto magnets for the top portion. Tie ribbon to hang it.
After being tortured by seeing all the "diy plates" with sharpies, I feel honor bound to post that you really should be using a Pebeo Porcelaine 150 pen. Seriously, this is what we use and sell at work-- don't use sharpies people!