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Ha ha ha ha ha!!!  @Jennifer Pettitt

ecard: I see all these moms who can do everything and then I think. I should have them do some stuff for me.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.Im pretty sure I think this all the time lol

funny ecards | Funny ecards | LAUGH OUT LOUD. Yep! And usually several "special" rocks!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

Yeah...better than actual hoarding.     Don't question my hobbies.

So True so I guess i am a hopeless hoarder because I love it.

Absolutely!

I am no "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

There's probably a lot of truth in this statement. I go there when i don't want the judging looks of what i bought. so what if i bought chocolate, ice cream, sweatpants, tissues and the latest Nicholas Sparks book?

Really thank you

Except, I called her name when I knew she was pretending not to see me because I wanted her to feel awkward. Is that so wrong?

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

Yes! Drives me crazy! I say this all of the freakin' time. What the hell? 2 kids live alone and Grandma lives down the street.

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.Oh how I love Target!

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