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Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. Winning!

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

If I were self employed, I wouldn't feel like this every day. Ever wonder how/why some of your co-workers were ever hired?

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. There are a couple of people I can think of.

I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see.

I have 3 The quiet sweet side. The fun & crazy side. The side you never want to see.I don't really have a quiet sweet side ;

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

especially ones that can't stay out of your business and have big mouths!!!!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

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