voilà

Dont keep clam

ahh, love it.

don't keep calm

HA!!

lol

!!!!

I am not. hahahah

Damn right it is... =)

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. So true!

Thats me, I like it. funny quotes 55 pictures | Funny Pictures

seriously.

OH NO SHE DIDNT! Heh.

Keep calm

Oh so true...

funny!

When in doubt, GOOGLE IT! XD

If you know my family, you KNOW this is true!!! haha!

So true. Women really DO love wine. (via @Abtastic) @stephhams33 - I don't know about you.. but I laughed my ass off.

Anybody have a tissue...or 5??

I'm glad I am short.