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I was out of my element. A dress and heels are not my thing. Liam was in front of me, looking as spectacular as ever in his suit. I was too caught up in my surroundings that I didn't focus on the simple task of walking in my heels. I tripped over them, falling to the ground, landing on my back. I quickly scrambled to my feet to see Liam glance over his shoulder. "Did you just fall?" He asked, failing to hold in a laugh. "No, I attacked the floor." I covered, smoothing out my dress. "Backwards?" He was seriously failing now. I glared up at him. "I'm freaking talented!"
My life. Im so freaking talented its insane
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I'm freaking talented! True
u say: OMG DID U HEAR?? some actress got accosted in central park!! Yah like... uh blonde? Shes really famous!! I think she was stabbed!! Uh.. Reese something?
they say: Witherspoon?
u say: No! With a knife probably :)
The Best Thing About You Is Me
The difference between acquaintances and friends hahahaha
I'm sorry I'm late, but I was singing, and I fell, and I know I've used the falling excuse before, but it happened again!
Friends! Hillary DeRade
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
oh my gosh this is my life.
I don't have ADHD, but as soon as I fall asleep I start thinking of ALL the things we need to do before we PCS and what we have to pack and what we're going to wear on a plane...you get the picture ;)
Robin S. S. Kelley every episode of every show or every movie or every manga or every book ever! ...stop being so good at guessing! :)
"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."- Holly Golightly Best movie ever.
me and chocolate....
I'm not wearing a dress to look pretty. I'm wearing a dress because it's hot as balls and I don't feel like wearing pants. :)