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    • Tomiann Martin

      This guy deserves an award. For the best humor and funny joke pics visit www.bestfunnyjoke...

    • Linda Israel

      This guy. I must remember this if I ever have an issue and need the police... LOL

    • Brittny Sucharyna

      Haha just remember in case there is an emergency. Haha. Thats the way you call the police like a boss.

    • mary gamble

      This man is brilliant.

    • Monica Skiba

      Going to bed the other night. I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'

    • Alaina McAlister

      This guy knows what he’s doing… but that's rude to the police officers...

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