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Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

"I'm really looking forward to the non-existent wedding you're planning on Pinterest." --- you know who you are lol

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Seriously!! Except for when you LOVE their voice ;-) ... this is actually a great idea. In 2 years it'll be the norm.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

Gtfo

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

awkward...

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

LOL !

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

story of my life. hahahha

my husbands still has the old brick phone.I laugh every time he's still texting a reply and someone texts him.

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