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The karma bus...

My dream job would be driving the karma bus! Beep beep, I'm coming through!

Ain't that the truth. I once got the giggles in a crowded movie theatre during Michael Keaton's death scene in My Life. After getting angry because someone's beeper was going off, I realized it was mine, totally muffled, inside my purse. I had to get up & leave I was laughing so hard.

Mom and I would crack up laughing at the worst times. We might have been in church laughing or in a restaurant or movie. Mom was so fun and gullible. I miss her huge smile and her ability to laugh nonstop until our stomach hurt

... she's giving you a chance...

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If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?


I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

Simply June: Quotes - Just for Fun

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

Before Kenn and I got married, Paul Borka took him out to breakfast for marriage advice. Upon returning home, Mr. Borka told me how to kill Kenn without anyone being able to trace it back to me. And I have a very good marriage thanks to that advice. :-)

Nagging In reality: Her nagging means she cares and still has hope. Her silence means that she's been disappointed by you so often, that she knows it's useless to care. Beware the silence.

why would u do that if there actually is left over wine drink it the next day that's all.

The other day someone was telling me that they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

yes and i know a few folks that would LOVE to join me.....lol

When karma comes back…

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wannabe there.just in case it needs help. If I ever see you in person again. I will punch you in the face!