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i feel like this about everything!!! such a bummer lol!

Chuck-E-Cheese, because it's never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling. HAHAHA

Funny and kinda annoying, but I think I know where the saying comes from. Way back when, women didn't know when they got pregnant for sure. So I think it probably originally meant "We're expecting a baby, but we're not sure when." Or at least, that's my guess. But yeah, still, just say you're pregnant or having a baby LOL!

If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.

Thank you, Internet, for showing me things I didn't know I needed to see.

Instead I'll keep: laughing when someone toots, eat dessert for breakfast, watch spongebob, play lava monster, rate people's burps, and brag about how large your poop was!

see, other people believe in the monster under the bed! ~~M~~

I remember that one time when I had Christmas lights on my car and was pulled over. He was jealous kuz I had all kinds o' colors flashing!