I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A Haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no, No no no no no no no, No no no no no.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A Haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no, No no no no no no no, No no no no no.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like... nooooooooo....

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