story of my life. That and an iron deficiency are the cause for all my random bruises. Most of them occur at work for misjudging how close I am to things. Especially the wall behind Ughh gets me every damn time.
My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D