Everybody knows one...
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this is how I'm gonna start describing difficult people - slinky. TOO BAD. I DON'T HAVE ANY STAIRS. I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY SLINKIES FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW.
Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
mindy @Mindy Blair i will now be referring to Edd as 'the slinky'
this is how I'm gonna start describing difficult people - slinky
I hope no one really thinks I would think these thoughts.
This is still one of my favorite sayings.
One of my new favorites. :)
Hehehe! :cue giggle fit:
Epic one liners
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Some of these are sooo good :): Giggle, Quotes, Funny One Liner, Funny Stuff, So True, Epic One Liners, Smile, Funnie
Epic one liners- a little bit sexist (clearly a male perspective) but some of these are pretty funny.
Ahaha some inappropriate but they are so funny I cannot function omygoodness mY LAUGHING BOX
Epic One Liners - Little White Lion Clearly written by a man, so it's okay to laugh at.
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epic one liners - some are a bit vulgar for my tastes, but others are SO funny!
Epic One Liners need a laugh or a smile?...read (some are crude)
Epic one liners. (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)
Some pretty funny one liners
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I live my life, my way, I fight when the need calls for it, I walk away when my mind overrules my heart and determines it's just not fucking worth it.
U think u know all about me. Let go, cuz fuck u.
Oh, to actually tell some people this!!
⚓ The only light of my life ⚓
Life motto #2. Lol.
Yes, some people!
light of my life
My Life As Me.
It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.
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I can't stand girls who can't take a joke and act like everything is so offensive. Give me a break. Don't take things so seriously. Live a little. Laugh a little. :)
Am enjoying the increase in race jokes but for some humans of the interweb... - Your source of daily fun - http://fastpicz.com
It's a joke, not a dick... Don't take it so hard. (I didn't. Nothing that small could actually be a dick!)
It's a joke, not a dick... Don't take it so hard - please just trying to make the hrs fly by.
I'm gonna start saying this to people who take my jokes too seriously
It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard
So wrong but oh so funny
These are so true! Ha ha!
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truths! Folding the damn fitted sheets... OH my gosh...I almost added this to my Giggles board instead!
32 Truths for Mature Humans - Little White LionLittle White Lion. Every single one if these has been relevant in my life in the last two days!
Truths for mature humans... just funny and most of them SO TRUE! Laughing so hard!!! @Aneeza Malik Suleman @Liz Toolan Munroe
Truths for mature humans. When you need a really good laugh! But seriously... So true! Every word, every day!
Truths for mature humans... just funny and most of them SO TRUE! Laughing so hard!!! LOVE THIS!!!
Truth for Mature Humans. Guess I'm mature, 'cuz this totally made me laugh and think "so true"
Truths For Mature Humans - WinFail Picture Some of these are so true and so funny!
Haha....funny stuff and so true! I was crying I was laughing so hard
Truths for Mature Humans-so funny and so true!
i have no time for your negative bullshit - I'm to busy being happy with my life, my family and friends which you are none of them!!
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I have no time for your negative bullshit #SocialSunday #life #words #nonegativity #wordsofwisdom #notime
i have no time for your negative bullshit This might be a weird thing to put in Moments & Wishes but To explain: I want no negative bul shit in my life.
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Sick of negative people in my life. Wish they would,understand what a drag they are to be around.
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I have no time for your negative bullshit. So true.
my thoughts exactly! No time for sure!
No time for negative people.
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Well this was so funny when I read it having been a Knight for many years...I just thought it was oddly appropriate.
Dump A Day funny quotes, sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard with tin foil - Dump A Day
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So true :) Truth hurts!, who's to say a retard in tin foil wouldn't be the best fit for me?
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil" :D :D :D so true !!!
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I know we really do have knights in shining armor but this made me giggle
Sorry...true story 😉
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Ha ha....true story.
True story 😂😂
True story lol
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I'm not "always" online, but there are days when I'm on fairly often.. and this is hilarious. I giggled pretty hard. XD
Scrolling, judging. This is so true it is sad. I can spend an hour not pinning anything just looking at other people's pins and judging them.
To all my friends in Facebook who hide yourself and watch my status. "You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging."
You think I"m not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.
This is so true to my life I don't even know....
haha, so funny,,,,, scrolling judging
I call them "Facebook Creepers"
Scrolling. Judging. TRUTH.
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The funny thing is this is actually one of the easiest formulas...
Aint nobody got time for that! @Rose Pendleton Pendleton Starkey
i want to give this to every math teacher in the world
i say this to my math teacher ppl allllll the time
Funny thing is, this is the easiest stuff.
My thoughts exactly!!! I hate math!
i aint got time for that nonsense!
MY MATH PROBLEMS!
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If I really was a bitch, I'd make your life a living hell. But instead, I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself.
If you actually knew me you would know this is absolutely true about me. But as much fun as it would be to tear your worlds apart I will just watch y'all squirm and try so hard to make yourselves look and feel better about yourselves to prove you are something your not. It's so funny to me I'm glad to be confidant in who and what I am, I have nothing to prove to anyone!
But I won't be watching it happen, because I'm not a stalker like that lol...Because what I've learned is karma is not my job, it does its own job and has yet to let me down in that respect... Some people seem to be living in their own karma anyway. Enjoy that life. But there are a few situations where this can apply. ☕️
For real. You do a fabulous job doing it yourself. I don't need to do a single damn thing. I will admit though, it is pretty amusing to watch everyone leave you..reminds me of the time you decided to be a bitch and leave me, thinking I would chase you..oops, looks like I didn't. Your mistake. Fuck you. Bye!
Yea that's the truth! It's funny that some people don't need any help, they do it on they're own!
;) haha I wouldn't waste my time even watching but thought this was funny.
So true... I'm watching and your doing fabulous
I will sit back & watch you do it yourself
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someone text me the other day like this. If you wanna argue....be a person of integrity and call and express your concerns....cowards hide behind text and caps lock...just saying
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Oh, So You Wanna Argue? Bring It. I Got My CAPS Lock ON.- I couldn't resist.
Oh, so you wanna argue?? BRING IT ON!! I've already got my CAPS LOCK on.
LOL - every now and then I'm in a caps lock mood... #capslock
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CAPS LOCK SCREAMING...so true
Ha! Tis true!
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I may try to hide my southern accent but I will always be a southern girl...(by the way, fried okra is DELISH!)
@Whitney Reishus - I mainly want you to see where the south is ;) This is so true
Yep so true I live in the south and Mickey D's(McDonalds) sweet tea is amazing!
This ones for my sweet Southern boy
That is so true...I miss the south
Southern Living - SO TRUE! NC!
It's a southern thang! = )
Southern born and raised
things southerners know
Ha! So true!
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Most common lies: I won't laugh, I promise. Your table will be ready in a few minutes. I'm just kidding. I never got your text. I have read and agree to the terms and conditions. You'll need to know this later in life. I'm fine. No, I'm okay. I'm just tired. Okay, just one more episode. I'm on my way. Sorry, my parents said no.
relatable post #2160 and if you are in dance the most common lie is "Okay...just one more time"
Most Common Lies... I think "I'm just kidding" should be number one!
Haha so true/common lies/lol/funny/humor
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Most Common Lies....true story!
So true! Giggle.
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Funny! Hilarious! Someone I know came to mind when I saw this! LOL
My sister got me a sign like this...LOVE it!!! =0 funny-stuff
So true.. so true...to my sister Paula!!!!
Hahaha not so true but so funny!!
Now this is so true! Good times😜
Too funny...and oh so true! :D
Art Funny! inspiration
Honestly I don't, only because despite the shit some people have put me through, I'm thankful for the lesson they have taught me. I'm learning exactly who I don't want to be and who I don't want to be with. So no, I'm glad I've met everyone that I have in the past, they have taught me so much, things I wouldn't have learned otherwise.
Haha like this quote.
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Um, sometimes, in all honesty, yes. I do wish I could unmeet some people. I wonder how my life could be so different.
Honestly I don't, only because despite the shit some people have put me through, I'm thankful for the lesson they have taught me. I'm learning exactly who I don't want to be.
Honestly I don't, only because despite the shit some people have put me through, I'm thankful for the lesson they have taught me. I'm learning exactly who I don't want to be and who I don't want to be with. So no, I'm glad I've met everyone that I have in
Honestly I don't, only because despite the crap some people have put me through, I'm thankful for the lesson they have taught me. I'm learning exactly who I don't want to be and who I don't want to be with. So no, I'm glad I've met everyone that I have in the past, they have taught me so much, things I wouldn't have learned otherwise.
"Honestly I don't, only because despite the [crap] some people have put me through, I'm thankful for the lesson they have taught me. I'm learning exactly who I don't want to be and who I don't want to be with. So no, I'm glad I've met everyone that I have in the past, they have taught me so much, things I wouldn't have learned otherwise." ~That comment is so true!! (Although, they used a bathroom word, so we took it out ;) lol!) I think maybe you can make a difference in their life or vice versa
YES YES YES!!!!! #quotes #followme