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"so this bitch"

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

More like 0.5 seconds

Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds. Sad but true

It's called being "Hangry". Hunger leads to Anger which leads to Hangry.


I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

Things I Say While Im Driving...

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!


I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean i don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.