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Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Because Mommy Can't Afford To Lose ANY Brain Cells

Just listen damn it! canyquist Just listen damn it! Just listen damn it!

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

the daily battle

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know.

But no one does me like me, try as they might.

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>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. Haha whatever! One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

Their kids were loud and misbehaving in the car until they tried this...

Their kids were loud and misbehaving in the car until they tried this...

Not too keen on the littering/wasting candy- BUT-bahahaha evil parenting.

Ahh parenting..lol

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.


Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

#truth yip quickest way to get them to take a nap... Reverse childology! Lol

kids are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up". Then they are so tired. In our house you could also add when someone says "It's time for prayers".

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

Quiet kids make me nervous.so this has happened with kids I've watched!