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I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

Pinterest: Retail therapy for the broke. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Pinterest: Retail therapy for the broke. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

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