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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: .And here's to all the mothers who have survived Walmart on a Saturday, and still have custody of their children.

Or if you're @Kelsey Gibson, someone might laugh at the jokes you only tell to the cat.

Free, Reminders Ecard: Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.

If there's enough room to spell "BOOTYLICIOUS" on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't. Ecard

SomeEcards: "If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't"

Happens more often than it should.. I wake up and just blindside him with a crazy story of why I'm mad haha. :)

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

#rottenecards #ecards # target

This is so me! Told my husband I had to run out to Target so I was leaving him with the kids, should take no more then 20 mins. He fell for it. I'm going to walk every sq ft of that store with a caramel macchiatto & my coupons!

I love you sweetie, but if mommy hears the word mommy one more time, mommy is going to lose mommy's shit...

First Time Mom Dad: The Best of Som(ee) Parenting Cards--Wordless Wednesday and Hump Day Humor FTM Style)

Via someecards #SAHM

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

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