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**WARNING** CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL CAN CAUSE LEGS TO SPREAD, WAKE UP WITH A SORE THROAT OR ASS, SWOLLEN VAGINA AND/OR MEMORY LOSE
Man- "Can I buy you a drink?" Woman- "Alcohol is bad for my legs." Man- "Do they swell?" Woman- "No, They spread!"
Alcohol is bad for my legs .... Lol, so bad! But I'm dying right now!
This is soooo nasty, but I giggled.
This made me laugh so hard!
alcohol is bad for my legs
Bad For Legs Naughty Humor
Quote - Alcohol
Wine Corks, Well Shit, Funny Pictures, Adult Problems, Humor, Funnies, Things
Adult problems. Is it bad when I can honestly say that I have had this problem before? Oh well...I guess I gotta drink the whole thing. LMFAO @Cassandra Dowman Dowman Guild Rowe
Adult problems - I laughed too hard at this. Only because I have done something similar.
Adult problems. I don't even drink and I find this hilarious.
how to remove a wine cork without a cork screw - Dump A Day
Adult problems. guess i gotta drink it all.....
Adult problems I laughed WAY too hard at this.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics
well, shit. Adult problems!
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Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.
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I shouldn't laugh, but this is damn funny
I can't stop laughing (giggle... snort)
LMAO.....hilarious! #ecards #funny
Can't. Stop. Laughing. SOOO FUNNY
Humor... ecard @phyllisflesher
Handsome this is funny!!
What's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand? Anne Taintor 2012 Engagement Calendar.
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Paper Products Bev.nap Nice Girl by Paper Products. $10.98. These napkins from the Anne Taintor "Vintage Revisited" collection feature the saying, "what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?"Paper beverage napkins measure 5" x 5" (folded). Napkin pack includes 20 3-ply napkins.
What's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in my hand? - vintage retro funny quote
Anne Taintor Magnets: what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand? - Anne Taintor
I wonder the very same thing on an almost daily basis
Anne Taintor makes me laugh
Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Alcohol, Funny, True
Pain makes you stronger – Funny Quote -- ha ha .. Love me some alcohol.
Funny alcoholic quote, and hey I am neither, I'm just a Navy Lady!
Funny but somewhat true... Please drink responsibly:)
well... It's true & funny, but I don't drink ;)
truth. about the alcohol, the rest is bs.
Things that make me LAUGH!!
So very true
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can't stop giggling! and also for some reason it makes me think of @Christine and I can picture you laughing at this too! hahhaha
Alcohol | MonsterFail.com - Monster Fail is the #1 Site For Funny Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, Fail News, and Stories - http://monsterfail.com/2013/09/08/alcohol-5/
I know it says alcohol isn't for everyone, but I really want to be friends with that girl!
LOL! Check this out Alcohol not for everyone | #girls, #alcohol, #not, #everyone, #funny
Alcohol Not For Everyone Funny Drunk Girls @Isaac Santos Haan
funny pictures of the day (64 pics) Alcohol, Not For Everyone
all too true
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Jack Daniels speaks the truth! That is my hubby 100% when he's drinking with Jack lol why he never drinks it ;)
all too true - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins
Scumbag Alcohol... Blame it on the a..a..a..alcohol!
Omg I'm laughing so hard lol such truth in this🙈
If booze could talk! so true!
LOL, isn't it the truth?
trust me! lol so funny.
The truth behind it all
90S Kids, Laughing So Hard, Text Posts, Funny Stuff, Disney Channel, The 90S, Disney Childhood, 90S Didn T
This is why so many of the 90s kids stuff relates to me even though I'm an 00s kid!!!!!
This is why I can legally say I grew up a 90s' kid. The 90s' ended when I was six
This was my favorite. Man, I miss old Disney channel movies!
"everyone knows the 90s didn't really end until about 2004."
Real 90s kids know when the 90s really ended.
Seriously... The 90s extended until 2003-4ish
This is why I consider myself a 90s kid
This is so true! I'm laughing so hard
the 90s didnt end until about 2004
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Legs through the seasons.. I just found this so funny! Maybe a little too much huh?
Legs through the seasons…hahahah this made me laugh so hard!!!
Legs through the seasons... bahaha ain't that the truth!
Legs through the seasons...can't STOP LAUGHING!!!!
Legs through the seasons. True story.
Haha so true though
Story of my life
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Soon... Also, this guy I have the BIGGEST crush on always starts his stories with..."I swear I am not an alcoholic, but this one time I was drinking..." XD
Yeah...the girl who never drinks just got a big laugh reading this because it's so true. lol
Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #funny #laugh #smile
drinking alcohol: alcohol because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
Pour #Yourself a Drink and Read #These #Funny #Quotes about Alcohol ... #Alcohol
lol (even though I don't drink, and even worse for this quote, I'm vegetarian)
truthest. thing. ever.
Alcohol truth no.1
funny stuff =)
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
LOL - simply true.
Fairies, Life, Quotes, Fairy Tales, Funny Stuff, Humor, Fairytale
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. #TrueStory #Drunk
Funny memes Life is not a fairy tale... If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk....
Shoe Humor! A Collection of #Hilarious #Quotes to Make You Laugh
Funny shoes quote! Life is not a fairy tale
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And it did happen. Going to laugh when you're divorced from cheating! Whore.
Happy Hour Humor 65 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour - g.12.4, 9.5
Lol! Made me giggle
I have mixed drinks about feelings. / Cry For Help Ecard / someecards.com
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Plot Twist: I have mixed drinks about feelings.
Truth @Courtney Mitchell my life right here
I have mixed drinks about my feelings
Ahhhh welcome to my life!
Mixed drinks #humor
HAHA so true!
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Women don't work as hard as men. We get it right the first time! haha so true.
Of course women don't work as had as men. We get it right the first time.
Ecard | Women get it right the first time
someecards, why you so funny?
truth hurts sometimes!
haha! girls rule...
women do work hard
haha, so true xD
Funny Pictures, funy quotes and general humour from flashwear.com
Funny Shit, Quotes, Alcohol, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Legs, Humor, Things
alcohol is bad for my legs. "do they swell?" "no, they spread"
Oh my word. Good thing I don't drink alcohol! Hahaha.
Alcohol is bad for my legs... I love it!
Alcohol. hahaha i laughed WAY too much!
Alcohol.. too freaking funny..
This is funny stuff!
Mommy Drinks, Funny Mom Quotes, Cheer, Love My Kids, Truth, Heehee
I love my kids but this is hilarious!!
Thank goodness for "Mommy Drinks"
now THAT"s funny. and the truth!
this is the truth!!!!
Just kidding!!! :D
why mommy drinks
funny mom quote!
Step aside coffee. Hey, this looks like my neighbor . . . Who's always drinking either coffee or alcohol.