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ha!  a day late, a dollar short, but still funny

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Hahahahaha

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

hahahahahahahahhahahah

reminder: your girlfriends will outlive your husband Then again.your girlfriend may run off with your husband.and her friendship :(

this is so me!!

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mean girls.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. now im in the mood to go watch mean girls, love actually, the holiday, and basically any other movie with christmas undertones.

I say this to my daughter about every day! If she is being demanding or fussy, this almost always comes out of my mouth!

Buy The Sandlot You're Killing Me Smalls t-shirt for a fun Sandlot shirt. Hit a homer in this You're Killing Me Smalls shirt to celebrate The Sandlot movie.

Honeybadger!

Honey Badger don’t care….Honey Badger don’t give a SHIT!

Awesome Clock!  #clock

Doug's Word Clocks: Timepieces for Word Lovers & DIY-ers

Another reiteration of a wall clock, the word clock adds complexity and elegance to our ordinary wall clock. The word clock is like any .

Mondays are hard

I do not like wearing pants. I don't want to go outside not wearing pants, I just want to be able to stay home and enjoy a pants-less life.

My dear 9 year old who often doesn't like to take the time to eat...(I don't get that either....)

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

How to completely freak out your kids...stop!  I can't.  Too funny! I see your elf on the shelf and raise you one traumatic memory.

31 of the Best "Elf On The Shelf" Ideas

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.

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