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Funny Confession Ecard: I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan.: Cake, Giggle, Fat Today, My Life, Funny Stuff, Ecards, E Cards, Feel Fat

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It’s not that I’m shy…

I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't. #someecards #funny #shy #insult

I have a smidge of my French, do quite well with sarcasm and English, but profanity...Yeah, I'm fluent.

It's nice when other people think we are as entertaining as we do. Damn, we're some funny bitches. @ All my girls!

I am accepting applications for a sugar daddy so I can just travel the world and learn a whole bunch of languages.