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It's "Put your clothes back on, Channing Tatum". Without the comma Channing is wearing other peoples' clothes.

rich, no intimacy issues, loves to shop/brunch/make things, loves dogs, will let me decorate without opinions, loves to travel, stare at me, play with my hair, isn't jealous, not homophobic, makes me laugh until I pee myself, appreciates the blessings in their lives, loves his mother, is a man in the bedroom, knows life isn't a dress rehearsal, takes risks, plays no games, raw, real and authentic. I'm ready to meet you.

Haha, Yes! Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

@Ariday Caraveo, When you're driving and realize you're lost, So you turn down the music like "Shhh Luke Bryan, I can't shake it for you right now, I'm Lost"

Funny Music Ecard: When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm

I Love My Job I Love My Job I Hate My Job White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic Me

I Love My Job Mouse Pad

Are You Sarcastic? 22 Hilarious Products That Will Bring True Sarcasm – Sarcastic ME

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

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Is it horrible that I cant stop laughing??!!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Hahaha. Yes.

I want the kind of head injury where I wake up Channing Tatum tells me he's my husband. I would Volunteer to get a Head Injury for Just One Night With Channing Tatum!

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