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Funny Confession Ecard: I might know the right thing to say if I had actually been listening to anything you just said.
this is what social workers really think....jk
This is the story of my life.
My life at the bar!
Ecard: My Husband
haha totally me!
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I used to think that about other people's kids. Now I think that about my own hahahahaha
or just get them tied while I have an IUD in. I loathe most other peoples kids.
Bahaha. Seriously though. I feel this way about plenty of people's kids...
Some people's kids...(a few of whom I take care of every dam day!)
Good god I feel this way about other people's kids all the time!!!
Yes, I have felt like this with peoples kids and I'm a mom!
How I feel around some people's kids
Some Ecards lol
I plan on losing 15 lbs. and I expect to see results by morning.
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Wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy? Or better yet...I decide I am a size 6....therefore I am, and will STAY a size 6 for all my life, with no dieting or exercise. It will not change no matter what!
Wouldn't it be nice if that's how it worked...
would be nice if it worked this way lol
Omg so so true. Wish it worked that way
How I feel every time I "work out."
Wait, isn't that how it works??
Haha this is totally me
My thoughts exactly
Crazy bitch! Lmao, I have come across a few in my life!
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Some eCards: You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.
e card. show and tell in psychology class... crazy bitch
Bahahah, Crazy Bitch!
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The type who treat their Facebook photos in the same manner that Beyoncé treats her tour photos. | 18 Types Of People On Facebook As Explained By E-Cards
Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing.: Giggle, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards, Haha So True
Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing.
Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing | Thanks Ecard | someecards.com
Untagging a Facebook photo...so true! @LaRae Berry haha
haha story of my life
so funny and so true
So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
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so incredibly on point! also works for "excuse me?"
Lol uhummmm excuse me, what was that?
Same with "Pardon"? and "Excuse me"?
So very true! Funny Family Card
Or "excuse me"
Haha so true
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that, a good therapist... works wonders!! quotes-sayings
someecard #funny #laugh #someecards #yourecards
b/c pills are my life RX
Buhahahaha!! So true
Take a chill pill
So true!!! Lol!
Chill pill!! :)
Haha. So true.
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
Over thinking - quotes, sayings
#sotrue #overthinking #advice
something like this
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My friends do this to me all the time hahahahahaha well I guess we have all done this ladies :)
this seems to happen frequently...but the terrible picture is of me!!
OMG, this is my friend MARIA! She always does that. Whatever!
My life...except my friends are the ones that look hot.
My sisters SWEAR they don't do this on purpose...
aka all my friends who do this to me!!
girls are such bitches. #iltlaugh
SorryNotSorry...OMG So funny!!!
hahahah ... this is so true
yeah...I think that's what did it!
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.
I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Oh BFF. . You don't have to be crazy to be my friend...but it helps.
Kristin: best friends forever..LOL
to all my friends (true friends)
Best Friends Forever May May!
me and my bestfriend :)
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Don't worry, I know what I am doing. I saw this on Pinterest. I say this to my husband all the time!
Funny Friendship Ecard: Don't worry, I know what I'm saw this on | http://best-friend-otilia-933.blogspot.com
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing... I saw this on Pinterest ....haha so true!!
Quote "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest" :-)
Is it bad that I've actually said this to my husband a few times?
hahahaha this is my life quote
so true! all the time....
wont know til i get there
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I feel a spree coming on, but will it be shopping or killing? @Gubler Fish: Scary, right? Hope her credit cards aren't rejected. #CleanupOnAisles2thru9
I feel a spree coming on, but will it be shopping or killing? | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Couldn't describe my life any better right now.
LOL -- Hmmm...decisions, decisions.
Totally me right now!
Sometimes I wonder...
rough day e card
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Horizontal life pauses, particularly satisfying after a session of horizontal running.
Horizontal life pauses, horizontal running..it all makes sense!! Ha
I really don't mind calling them naps but this made me laugh anyway
Horizontal life pauses... reminds me of horizontal running! haha
Horizontal life pauses....soooooo using this!
horizontal life pauses! #ecards #humor #naps
I have a lot of horizontal life pauses...
horizontal pauses, my friends
Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's @Alaine Swift!!! love you sista!!!!
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"Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me." This reminds me of someone...
Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.
can't decide if I want to pin this to funny stuffs or oh so true
ha! Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles.
This is me!
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If you wanted me to say something nice, why did you ask me to tell the truth? #ecards
Anytime I go to any Mexican food place. It's out of hand.
GOD this is so true - Every day of my life.
fried hell..that's just funny stuff
Does your ecards read my mind??
lol Texas summers... so true
so funny and so true
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Funny Confession Ecard: I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people. Pinned by Muddy Monkeys.
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people.
I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people. // again. I need this on a shirt. Because its true lol
I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people. #Humor
how i feel the first 30 minutes of every day of my life...
Ugh, I need coffee! Problem is...I don't like coffee!
Pretty much nailed it
i hate mornings
Most likely true.
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hahahahahahaha I don't need to be drunk to say things that are better left unsaid, but you best believe if I am drunk the filter goes away lol
Free, Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.
HA. did this my last night working at camp. spent all summer silent bc no one was fighting and everyone kept saying how nice it was that everyone got along..meanwhile, i was miserable and felt left out and totally annoyed and backstabbed by most of the girls. my last night, i got trashed and bitched them out. left the next morning before they woke up. hahahha felt awesome.
Yup my mouth gets me into trouble - I speak without thinking alot - seems to be more lately - need to calm myself down.
Probably..Most likely...you can count on it!! I'll probably even say them when I'm sober. My mouth always gets me in trouble...
Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.
"Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway." @Rachel Bond
maybe not so much anymore... but there was a time.... @Stephanie Plouzek @Jill Muegge @Briana Ritter
Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.@Jessica Harris Hansen
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios / Flirting Ecard / someeca on imgfave
Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios | Drinking Ecard
So true. - I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. ;)
The outdoorsy type.