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Yeah, hurry up, Karma! but then again a night in jail will be worth it for this one b*tch!

Ror

bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Fifty

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

This one had me laughing pretty hard! Im definitely guilty haha

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

......How people probably see me

What's With The Wannabe Brides On Pinterest?

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I laughed way too much

You remind me of my Asian friend. - however my asian friend is far from ug lee lmao

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