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Yes I am a cunt... But I'm a charming cunt.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

i actually find myself wondering this daily

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Hahahaha!! Can't figure out why children cry when they get time-out... I tried it and I LOVE it!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Can't figure out why children cry when they get time-out.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

especially ones that can't stay out of your business and have big mouths!!!!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

And if I can't do it...daddy helps me! ;-)

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

Quotable: Dale Carnegie on Remembering Names - Prof KRG

Quotable: Dale Carnegie on Remembering Names

NUTRIVISE INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

"I think I finally get this shit. 'adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans." hahaha 'bout sums it up!