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As I am doing Uber amounts of clothes after our trip!

Morning coffee (39 photos)

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!


Except I hate talking on the phone!) Im so glad you called, I almost started cleaning the house - vintage retro funny quote

Eu sou Forte! Eu sou Belo! Eu sou Destemido! Eu sou Sábio! Eu sou um Amante! Eu posso Sorrir!

I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my flaws. I am a lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. and I can laugh because I’ve known sadness.

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Will & Grace's Karen Walker: Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm.


i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.


Laugh a little mommas! Life can get to complicated to not stop and smile. Here's a compilation of good clean christian humor for moms.

Yes ----- Chicken Mayo please! on white.

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?